never let your printer know that you waited until the last minute to print something and you’re in a hurry. they can sense fear
i love clint barton because he’s an amazing archer who would fight for the people he loves till the very end but he’s also the kind of guy who has probably eaten his dog’s treats by accident
She the sea I’m sinkin’ in
He’s the ink under my skin
Sometimes I can’t tell where I am
Where I leave off and he begins
But who could do without you?
And who could do without you?
Oh, aren’t we a pretty, pretty pair?
Hemingway Can Suck It | Teen | 10k
“For those of you who just transferred into this class or simply decided that day one wasn’t important enough to attend, I’m Professor Hale. Welcome to English 346, The American Novel.”
Stiles is pretty sure his mouth is hanging open right now and that his eyes are wide with shock, because holy fuck, he thinks he knows why his students transferred. Hell, if he was still an undergrad, he probably would have transferred, too.
(Or: In which Stiles is a Biology professor and Derek thinks he’s a student.)
i bet actors watch their movies and look at the scenes that used green screen imaging and are like “YOOOO WAS THAT WHAT I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE IMAGINING?”
You know, I don’t think I’ve ever heard anybody suggest that toilet paper or paper towels in public bathrooms shouldn’t be free. We’d consider it outrageous if that very basic necessity were to be missing, or provided only for purchase.